Clothing confusion

Quite possibly the best travel blog I have read one posted by this guy who had just been in Venice, Italy. He was telling the story of how they were having a massive party at the bar of this camp ground and it all got a little bit out of control. Apparently he woke up in the morning in a cabin that was completely empty, no blankets on the beds or anything, this was not the bad part though. Soon after waking up he realized he was completely “commando” and his clothes were nowhere to be seen. He had to run about one hundred meters past a lot of people back to his cabin, where his clothing had magically appeared at.